Supermarkets are sounding the alarm, and it looks like someone forgot to factor in, you know, FOOD


1. Hold UP! No Oil on Supermarket Shelves?! Is This Peak "Freedom"?

* So, Milei's big flex was ditching the "peso prison," right? But guess what? Turns out, "freedom" might mean freedom *from* cooking oil. Supermarkets are warning that shelves could go bare. You trying to tell us we're going back to the Stone Age, but with less flavor? 🪨🍳


2. Greedy Oil Companies Be Like: "Peso Dropped? Nah, Prices Going UP!"

* Apparently, these oil producers live in an alternate reality where the dollar *didn't* take a nosedive. They're still trying to jack up prices by a ridiculous 9%! Seriously? Are they bathing in olive oil or something? 💸🧴


3. Supermarkets Are Actually Fighting Back (For Once)!

* Bless their coupon-clipping hearts! Supermarket bosses are saying HELL NO to these "speculative" price hikes. Finally, someone's got a spine in this economic circus. 🎪👏


4. Milei's Crew Pretends to Be Shocked! (Spoiler: They're Probably Not)

* The government is *tut-tutting* and asking for "caution." Oh, NOW you care about prices? Where was this concern when the peso was doing the tango? 🤔💃


5. Remember the "End of the Cepo = Economic Paradise" Promise? Yeah, About That...

* They told us the dollar would stabilize, rainbows would appear, and unicorns would deliver affordable groceries. Instead, we might be stuck with dry toast because there's no oil to cook with. ✨🍞➡️💀


6. One Company Gets It, The Rest? Not So Much.

* Shoutout to Molinos Río de la Plata for having a brain and rolling back those price hikes. But the other oil giants? Crickets. Guess some folks just want to watch the economy burn (while swimming in extra virgin). 🔥🤷‍♀️


7. Even Wholesalers Are Throwing Shade!

* It's getting serious when even the *bulk buyers* are saying "Nah, fam." They're refusing to accept these inflated prices. Translation: the oil shortage could hit *everyone*. 🛒🚫




8. Stock Levels Are "Not Abundant" - Translation: Panic Buy Your Sunflower Oil NOW.

* Apparently, the good ol' days of overflowing shelves are OVER. If this standoff continues, get ready for some Hunger Games-style battles in the cooking oil aisle. May the fastest shopper win! 🏃‍♀️💨


9. "It's a Matter of Days," They Say. Days Until What? We All Start Deep-Frying Our Shoes?!

* The clock is ticking. And what's the government doing? Probably tweeting about how this is all the fault of the previous administration. 🙄🕰️


10. So, the "Liberalization" Looks a Lot Like "Where Did My Groceries Go?"

* This whole situation is a delicious (pun intended) example of how economic theories don't always translate to reality, especially when basic necessities are on the line. Maybe focus less on Twitter and more on, you know, making sure people can cook their dinner? 🤦‍♂️🍳




Are your supermarket shelves looking bare? Got any creative oil substitutes? Let us know in the comments! 👇